Thursday, 17 October 2013

How many Tories does it take to change a light bulb?

Well this is actually an easy one. After they’ve blamed Labour, complained about ‘change and traditional values being eroded’, and then about the EU banning the archaic, inefficient and highly wasteful incandescent bulbs, they’ll get someone in to do it for them. Of course they’ll either get someone in on minimum wage and a zero hours contract or they’ll trick someone into doing it for free by calling it training or an internship. The first one or two they press-gang into doing the job may well be injured or die because they will have ignored health and safety guidelines, but hey ‘the working classes are expendable so stop complaining’. Therefore the answer is none.
"Dear leader the peasants are revolting…"

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