On a recent trip to Waitrose (other supermarkets are available) I noticed that they do something called ‘Wedding Insurance’. Is this a policy in case someone accidentally got married? Something for those who only have to sniff half a shandy and promptly propose to the world and its wife.
I also wondered if the policy covered being stripped stark-bollock naked and handcuffed to a lamppost in some East European city?
What will they think of next?